Yea! Another Bikini Carwash!

Chuck says I'm starting to sound like a grouchy old fuddy-duddy, but he does agree with me on this one:

Moms...would you encourage your fifteen year old daughter to put on her sexiest underwear and go stand on the street corner asking for money so she could get out of town??

Every weekend as we have driven out from our house there are 90% naked fifteen-year-old girls standing at the corner of a busy intersection. No, we do not live in Germany's red light district - we live in America's heartland. It's called the bikini carwash - made popular by some 80's movies I think. Well, they are taking over our town. Every weekend we drive by and see two or three of them holding up signs and wiggling around with big smiles on their faces...gross!!

What moms allow this?...so they're sitting in a booster club meeting, "Hmmm, how can we raise money to go to cheerleading nationals this year...I know, lets dress our daughters real slutty and have them waive posters around at cars until one stops to oogle over them washing it...sounds great! Go team!"

What kind of persons stops to have their car washed? I for one would never stop...that would just be weird, "Hey, I noticed your great tan and slim thighs, I just thought I would stop to ask you where you work out while you wash my car."

And what man stops without fearing that those who see him will take him as a pedafile? Seriously, some of these girls look like they're twelve! "Hey girls, I noticed your nice big breas..I mean, signs...they're very, um...attractive, you look so strong, I bet you could do a nice job waxing my...car." Really, 20/20 could probably catch half of their internet predators here instead of having to coax them to houses.

Parents...please stop prostituting your girls out for school functions!!! If you want to put them on street corners make sure they are fully clothed and give them boxes of liquorish or squeegees!